Great White North

It was -19 degrees outside when I left for work this morning.

It has since warmed up to 0.
But the windchill is -18 .

Tammi, I would shovel your driveway for you, but I'm afraid I would end up being a lawn statue.

UPDATE:

Alas, I have been bitten by the deadly and largely fictional Snow Snake. I must immediately seek the cure.

Or start carrying a hip flask.