More Graveyard Humor

Overheard at the Dreaded Family Gathering The Night Before The Funeral:

Mom: Jane, I think you should cancel your Alaska trip.
Aunt: Why in the world for???
Mom: Well, when you went to Disneyland, Judy died.
Aunt: Yes....
Mom: And I just went to Canada and Kendall died.
Aunt: Yes....
Mom: There's only three of left, I don't think we ought to take any more trips!

***silence***

Aunt: Don't worry, I'm sure it's Karl's turn next.