Of Interest to No One

I have been doing my Christmas shopping in bits and pieces, spending a little time after work each day running in and out of stores, before the commute home. Yesterday, as I was in the checkout line of my last store, I noticed a Christmas sock display. I don't need any more Christmas socks, but I may just have to go back and gets these for myself. Who knew I would find one of most profound analogies to my entire LIFE written on a pair of socks???

"Dear Santa, I can explain..."