A Dangerous Day

There is a terrible dilemma brewing in Rage World at the moment. You see, I find myself facing an unexpected four day weekend, and for the briefest of moments considered shampooing the carpets on Friday.

The problem?

I know in my heart of hearts that once I start cleaning the rugs, other bad, nasty thoughts will start creeping into my head. Like…the carpet really needs to be replaced. And it won’t stop there. I will start seeing windows that need replacing, paneling that must come down, only to find god awful lathe and plaster walls behind it, the front room and kitchen will almost certainly need to be repainted and who knows? It may even occur to me that our couch is shot to hell and we need a new one! See what will happen? This way lies madness!!

Pray for me, folks, for this is a hazardous path I am putting myself on.