Thursday, September 21, 2006

Lost In Translation

Since I no longer have an assistant,(thank goodness) I have also lost the ability to succinctly communicate my instructions to those customers who are less than fluent in English. Can anyone help me with "If you go down that one-way road the wrong way one more time, I am going to rip your balls up right through your nostrils" in Spanish? Anyone?

3 Comments:

At 9/21/2006, Anonymous Monty said...

Somewhere along these lines...

¡Si usted va abajo de ese camino unidireccional la manera incorrecta una más vez, voy a rasgar sus testículos encima de la derecha a través de sus ventanas de la nariz!

 
At 9/21/2006, Blogger Pixie said...

Si usted va abajo de ese camino unidireccional la manera incorrecta una más vez, voy a rasgar sus bolas encima de la derecha a través de sus ventanas de la nariz.

Monty beat me... and I don't think he used Babelfish.

*wink*

 
At 9/21/2006, Blogger Tammi said...

Or, you can always take a page from my book on subtlty.

NO!! ESTUPIDO!! NO!!!

I'm just sayin.....

 

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