Thursday, May 31, 2007

It's THAT Bad

I have a huge zit.
No doubt caused by my wrinkle defense cream.
My eyes are so swollen and watery from allergies that I haven't worn mascara all week.
It's scaring the truck drivers.
But the fact that I HAVE to wear my glasses all the time now kind of covers for it.
I was on my feet too long in the VF*n*W kitchen last night.
Now I have cankles this morning.
And I can't even talk about my toenails.

There, now, did that make everyone else feel better.


At 6/03/2007, Anonymous Harvey said...

No :-(

*leaves sympathy chocolate*


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