Thursday, March 29, 2007

No, Really

Conversation while compiling the guest list for the VF*n*W Military Ball this year:

Wilma: You don't have any of the Mens Auxiliary members yet.
RM: I know. I'm afraid to send an invitation to Dicky Rhoades.
Wilma: Why?
RM: I'm afraid he'll have a better gown than me.
Wilma: He might. His purses are better than mine.


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