Wet Sox

Last night...coming out of the bathroom...

Raging Mom: EWWW!!
Old Sarge: What's wrong?
RM: The floor is soaked in there. (peeling off socks)
OS: Oh, I'm sorry, that must be from my work boots.

This morning...

RM: EWWW!!
OS: Now what's the matter?
RM: Unless you got your work boots in places I can hardly get the Dirt Devil, we have a leak.
OS: Fuck!

Curiously enough, this post is not about Da Bears.