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Here in the exciting world of Bedrock, where we make little rocks out of big rocks, I am occasionally asked to think outside the box, as it were. My new task today? Get driving directions to the Metrodome for my boss. Something about basketball this weekend, I don't know. Is there something going on with basketball?

My contribution as an outstanding employee? I found him ten bars within half a mile of the Metrodome. Sometimes you just have to know, if you're going to go the extra mile for someone, which direction to take.

Man, I better get Employee of the Year.