The Great Smoke Out Continues...

Talk about disgusting! I just washed at least ten years of nicotine and piss off the bathroom walls in our office. It was...yellow. I work with all men for the most part and there are no his/hers facilities. Well, now that the walls are clean I'm thinking of wallpaper and potpourri; that's BOUND to piss someone off.

Speaking of which...

A bunch of guys are bragging in the bar about whose is biggest, who can pee the farthest, etc., all manner of manly things. They are making bets about who can leave the highest pee mark on the wall when an attractive young woman walks up and says she can beat them all. The guys all laugh and bet her that she can't; off they all go outside to decide the bet. The girl flips up her skirt, lifts her leg to the wall and makes her little mark about 6" off the ground. The guys all laugh again, and then the first guy steps up to face the wall, unzips and gets a grip on himself. At this point the girl says," Uh-uh-uh, no hands!"