This is Different

I was asleep, and as often happens, I'll wake up in the middle of the night for some reason or another. This first time:

Me: Hey! Let's get up! Go downstairs and have a cigarette!
Sleepy Me: No! We don't smoke! Go to sleep!

An hour later:

Me: I have an overwhelming urge for a Tootsie Pop.
Sleepy Me: Well, that's something new! Still not gettin' out of bed though.

I just had my first one of the day- Tootsie Pop, that is- and it was missing the Tootsie Roll Center. I sure hope that's my biggest disappointment today.