The Swamp Chronicles

Every bar seems to have at least one "liquid therapist" that makes drinking in their establishment a real hoot. The Swamp, aka Karla's Pub, has Ruthie, a pixy of a woman with a heart of gold. She takes so much BS and dishes it back twice as fast.

Old Sarge: Ruthie, you cut your hair!
Brother: She's still a blond though. Hey Ruthie, you a natural blonde? Carpet match the drapes?
Ruthie: Who says there's carpet?

God, I love that woman.