Procrastination, Thy Name Is...

Raging Mom, for sure.

Yesterday, I bought birthday gifts. My sister's was July 28th, and my sister-in-law's was August 4th.

My brother called this morning. The cows are on their way to the um, well, you know.

If you recall, my freezer went out last month. I have tasty beef coming in two weeks. A NORMAL person would have called the insurance company by now to file a claim on all that loss.

Sigh. Yeah, I'm on it. But unfortunately, I doubt I'll have anything settled BEFORE I have to buy that new freezer.

If I wasn't so damn broke, I would hire a personal assistant just to keep my shit straight.