Near Death Blogging

A word to the wise....

Nyquil? Great to help you sleep, but gives you one hell of a horrid anti-histamine hangover. Apparently not to be used for shot games, either.

Mucinex? Hasn't helped at all that I can see. Unless it reroutes your internal slime from your lungs directly to your ass. And THAT is not helpful.

Alka Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough? I'm getting visits from The Fae. Better than absinthe. Except it's pink, not green.

I swear, I would be doing better if I could just stay at home with some Motrin and a bottle of blackberry brandy. Fucking fairies are freaking me out.