Not So Happy

Guys, you may feel the need to cover your manly parts, but really, this is for your own good:

Should the need arise to use calamine lotion on your happy places, it may be wise to just use a small amount on a test patch first. And if you even THINK you might have poison oak, don't scratch your balls. That's a bad deal right there.

But the swelling is quite impressive!

But we're hoping Old Sarge gets better soon.