President of the Mess

Yep, that's me alright.

What? NO, not just at home- we're having a military ball/dining in/mess night at the VF*nW this Saturday, and I am the ersatz Mistress of Ceremonies. Does snyone have any suggestions for ***appropriate*** toasts to the services? I have them for POW/MIA and fallen comrades, but was hoping to end the toasting with something a little lighter in tone before we start the entertainment.
Can I get some help here??